We Run Into Don
I dream Dan and I are
shopping in a department store, and we run into Don Knotts, who
is sitting in a vat of neckties. I say, "Look who it is,
Dan. Don Knotts. Pleasure to meet you, sir," and we have
a little chat. I tell him I admired his work in The Incredible
Mr. Limpet, and he asks me if I ever read the book. I say "No,"
and he says "It bombed." Then, I accidently spray saliva