Americans Are Just Not Clever

I dream I am in a combination mall/hospital/Chinese buffet where a waiter/cook binds me in a combination of handcuffs and noodles. I become such a sensation with my spiritualist noodle escape that I get my own show with my own band of Native American singers and comedians. It's so avant garde that no one understands the jokes. I assume Americans are just not clever.

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